- A crank with armor will never harm her
- Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
- Cover your stump before you hump
- Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
- Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
- Don’t be silly, protect your Willy
- Especially in December, gift-wrap you member
- If you go into heat, package your meat
- If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
- If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
- If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it
- It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
- Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
- No glove, no love!
- She wont get sick if you wrap your dick
- The right selection will protect your erection
- When in doubt, shroud your spout
- When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
- While you’re undressing Venus, dress up you penis
- Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
- You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong
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