Friday, March 12, 2010

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A Night in With the Girls Airing the orchid Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Beat the beaver Beating Around the bush Brushing the beaver Brushing your afro Buff the weasel Buttering your bagel Carpet bumping Cat got tongue Checking for squirrels Checking the foxhole Checking the oil Clambake for one Cleaning my fur coat Cleaning your fingers Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp Coming Into your own Countering cunts Creaming’ Cunt cuddling Defrosting the freezer Dialing the rotary phone Digging for my keys Digging’ the stench trench Doing my nails Doing something for my chapped lips Doing the two-finger slot rumba Double-clicking your mouse Dousing the digits Draining the tuna Drilling for oil Dusting the end table Engaging in safe sex Erasing the problem Fanning the fur Feeding the bearded clam Feeding your slot Fiddling the bean Filling the pink taco Filling your niche Finding yourself Finger painting Finger blasting Fingerbating Fingering something out Finishing the job Fishing for compliments Fishing for mackerel Flicking’ the bean Flit your clit Fucking without complications Flipping the light switch repeatedly Flossing the cat Fluffing the kitty Gagging my meat hole Gagging the clam Gagging the lips of love Get a date with slick mittens Get a lube job Get to know yourself Get a stinky pinky Getting a stain out of my carpet Getting the last pickle out of the jar Getting to know sticky fingers the mobster Going deep sea diving Going mining Going to and from the bat cave Groping the grotto Greasing your hips Gristle rub Gusset typing Hand tossing the tuna salad Having ladyfingers and cream Having sex with someone you love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking south Hitchhiking to heaven Hitchhiking under the big top Indoor fishing Jilling off Jocelyn Eldering Let the fingers do the walking		Levy break limbo Making soup Making’ waves for the man-in-the-boat Making your own gravy Manual override Muffin Buffin’ Nail polish remover Nursing a hatchet wound Opening the bottom drawer Paddling the pink canoe Pampering the pussy Parting the Red Sea Pearl fishing Pet the petunia Pet the pussy Cat Petting the kitty Play couch hockey for one Play the silent trombone Playing with her pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer’s five daughters Playing with the man in the boat pushing the button Play poker Playing the clitar Playing the slots Polishing the nugget Polishing the peanut Polishing the pearl Polishing the wedding ring Preheating the oven Priming the pump Reading Braille Reading the map of Tasmania Riding the unicycle Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon Rolling the dough Romancing thy own Rubbin Hood Rubbin’ the nubbin Rubbing the donut Rubbing the red pussycat Scoring the hoop Scraping the cheese off the tacos Searching for Ms. “G” She bopping Shucking the fresh water clam Slapping Susie Slapping the mackerel Sliding into home Soaking the whisker biscuit Spanking your puppy on the nose Spearing the bearded clam Spelunking Squeeze the peach Stirring the soup Strumming the big open “C” Strumming the banjo Surfing the channel Surfing the web Swimming in the Pu-Tang River Swimming the channel Taking a dip in the lake Teasing the kitty Teasing the little man in the canoe Teasing the tuna taco Testing the plumbing Testing the waters The magical disappearing finger trick The ole feel n’ squeal The virgin’s release Three point shot Tickling the kitty Tickling the taco Tiptoe through the two-lips Toggling the bit Tossing the pink salad Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Twinkling the little star Two-finger taco tango Unclogging the drain Visiting Niagara Falls Visiting your safe deposit box Wading in the Bermuda Triangle Washing your fingers Whipping your cream Working out at the ”Y”
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