Is Masturbation Safe?
Just like riding a skateboard, bike, motorcycle or driving a car, there are always some precautions that you should take. Failure to use common sense and play with your toys safely can cause injury. Not only will your favorite toy hurt like hell, it can be very embarrassing when a boy or man needs to explain to his parents, wife, pediatrician or doctor what he did. Let me remind you of a few things that none of us should do:
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Never experiment with an item such as unclean fruit, vegetables, cooking or other household utensils, glass object, an electric toothbrush or a curling iron. Naturally theses practices could lead to injury or infection. It will also lead to a lot of embarrassment as you explain to the doctor and/or your partner or parents what happened. |
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It is okay to fantasize. Suck it! Suck it good! Suck it all baby! But don’t use a vacuum cleaner, regardless of how good its sucking action might be. A vacuum can unnaturally stretch the tissues and damage the blood vessels of your penis. One suck and it’s all gone! |
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Never insert objects into your pee hole or urethra. That is unless you enjoy damaging the lining and getting an infection that makes your penis hurt like hell, of course. |
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Do not insert your penis in an object that will be too small for when it becomes erect. Once stuck your penis will swell for good until the object is possibly surgically removed. Hey, Doc, I only wanted to become a sperm donor and my dick got stuck in this milk bottle! |
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Never masturbate into a rigid object or face down even into a pillow or mattress. It might feel great but too much pressure on that big boy can result in TMS-Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome. TMS can cause problems when you try to have sex with your partner. So just because your wife has PMS doesn’t mean that you need TMS. |
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Do not stop the flow of semen during ejaculation; you weren’t born with a spigot on that big boy. The force used to stop it can damage the blood vessels and nerves in your penis. If you want to delay ejaculation stop or slow stimulation before you get to that point. |
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