First Time Intercourse


Intercourse - That First Time

There is a first time for everything and loosing your virginity is one of them. Since you are reading this you may be planning ahead. Perhaps you have a few questions? I will remind you just as if you were my son or daughter, make sure you are emotionally ready and use a condom. Personally I hope it is your wedding night but the odds are that it isn’t. For those of you that wish you had done it differently your first time or would just like to reminisce, you are invited to join along.

Adam And Eve’s First Time
Now young man and young lady when you think you are ready to loose your virginity, think about Adam and Eve. Yes it is true; Adam and Eve had their first time just like the rest of us.

When the Lord first called Adam to begin populating the earth, the Lord said, “Adam, I want you to kiss Eve.” Adam answered, “Yes Lord but what is a kiss?” After the Lord gave him a brief description, Adam took Eve by the hand and went into a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and says, “Thank you Lord that was enjoyable.”

The Lord replied, “Yes Adam, I thought you would enjoy that and now I want you to caress Eve.” Adam said. “What is a caress?” After the Lord gave Adam a brief description he took Eve by the hand and led her back into the bush. Several minutes later Adam emerges with the biggest smile on his face and says, “Lord that was even better than the kiss.”

The Lord replies, “You’ve done well and now I want you to make love to Eve.” Adam says, “Yes Lord but what is making love?” The Lord gives Adam a brief description and he once again takes Eve by the handand leads her back into the bush. In about two seconds Adam was back out of the bush and says, “What’s a headache Lord?”

Act I: The Plan Act II: The Big Day Act III: The Home Run