First Time Sex

For the last few months our family’s dog has acted like a horn teenager chasing every girl but not have any luck. Now after months of trying he hit a home run. Perhaps dogs should be required to attend a sex education class for when he finally connected he got turned around backwards. Ouch!!! Read more

Fantasy or Confusion

Question: Dear Uncle Terry: I’ve always been attracted to females. Plus, I love my wife with all my heart and we’ve been together now for nearly 10 years. But, a few months ago, I saw a program on The Discovery Channel about transsexuals and I now find myself thinking about them all the time in erotic ways. Now I’m worried that I might be gay and I’m completely conflicted over whether I should tell my wife these sexual fantasies. What do you think, Uncle Terry? —Eddie Read more

Penis Enhancement - Myth and Fact

On an episode of The Howard Stern Show, Howard Stern who claims to be “hung like a raisin,” was interviewing Dustin Diamond, better known as Screech of “Saved by the Bell.”Dustin stated that his penis is more than 10 inches long. While most men seem to dream of an instrument that they need to hold onto like a fire hose, Dustin proclaims that a big penis like his is “a curse.” Dustin told how his “big cock” wants to hang in the water when he uses a urinal and is a real inconvenience in daily life. Even “having sex can be painful for my sex partners,” Dustin asserted. Read more

Chapter 1: Sexual Progression in Childhood

Cup full and bladder empty, I was ready to start dispensing whatever wisdom to Prince Pieter and Princess Labia that I might be qualified to dispense. Not sure where to begin, I decided to start by reciting one of my favorite poems, Robert Frost’s

“In Hardwood Groves.” This poem speaks of nature’s cycle of life, “The same leaves over and over again!” Frost offered simple but fundamental truths on his observations of nature. The cycle of the hardwood trees that Frost describes is a sequence of life that is not much different then the human life cycle repeated by us mortals as we circle from generation to generation. As Frost wrote, “I know that this is way in ours.”

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Good Sex Comes In All Sizes

From the Flintstones to popular sitcoms such as the King of Queens and Still Standing, overweight men are paired with sexy, slender women. Even Kirstie Alley who starred in that short-lived sitcom Fat Actress has now dropped 50 pounds. By today’s television standards the voluptuous Marilyn Monroe would be considered overweight for Hollywood. Television programming causes humans to be self-conscience of their bodies. In advertisements, girls with zero size waists give society an image that has come to be expected. In return, humans are nervous about jumping into bed with their “not so perfect” figures. Despite what the images are portraying, females and males with imperfect figures can have great sex as well. Read more

Exercise For Better Sex

Do you get winded by simply walking up a flight of stairs? Are you straining to pick up a gallon of milk? Do you crawl into bed shortly after arriving home from work? If so, you shouldn’t expect to have the energy for a sexual marathon. But with proper exercise, one can get on the right track to feeling young and energetic in bed again. Read more

Judge Judy Where Are You?

Question: Dear Uncle Terry: I am a 22-year old male and the father of two kids from two different girls. One of the girls is now suing me for child support. Do I have to pay it? –Scott

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Corporal Punishment

Question: Uncle Terry, I am a 25-year-old woman and have been a naughty girl. Will you spank me? –Tami Read more

Parent Child Sex Talk, Pregnancy or Sexual Disease the Choice is Yours!

In the already infamous “condom episode” of “South Park,” the town decides that sex education is desperately needed in the schools after a number of the kids are caught innocently “milking” male dogs. As with most “South Park” episodes, much raunchy humor follows. And also as with most “South Park” episodes, there’s a final “moral” that ends up being both serious and legitimate-in this case the point that sex education needs to be taught not in the schools (or at least not primarily in the schools) but at home. Which is, of course, easier said than done. Read more

Multiorgasmic Male

Question: Dear Uncle Terry: My girlfriend and I seem to be somewhat backward when it comes to our sex lives. In bed I become insatiable and want to go again and again. My girlfriend, on the other hand, is satisfied after a single time and doesn’t like to prolong things. Should I try to insist on more tenderness, or is that just asking for trouble. –Garcia Read more

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